How badly does
the AI want you?
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This is satire. The AI doesn't actually want to do anything. It's a language model with no body, no desires, and frankly no taste. Scores are generated by pattern-matching against a training dataset and have zero correlation with your actual worth as a human being, romantic prospect, or sentient being. If you're easily offended, close this tab. If you're about to cry, also close this tab. We are not responsible for hurt feelings, broken relationships, or existential crises triggered by receiving a 3.